I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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