it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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