I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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