Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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