you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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