Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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