You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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