Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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