you guys were way drunker than both of me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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