And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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