when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Randomize
