why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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