And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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