Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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