I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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