Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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