I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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