There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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