East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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