Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Two words: nipple clamps
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