i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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