have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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