oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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