He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I got chris browned last night
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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