I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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