Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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