You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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