Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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