doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
a search helicopter?!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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