Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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