I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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