Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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