im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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