i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
