Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you will always have a special place in my vag
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
