Non-Jews are for practice
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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