im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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