How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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