I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You ate ashes out of my bong
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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