I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You dont lie about slip and slides
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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