Midget sex pt 2 tonight
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
