i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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