Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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