Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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