So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We got so high we made milksteak
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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