he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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