Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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