Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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