talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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