I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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