So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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