I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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