Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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