In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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