Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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