why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
COCAINE IS GR8
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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